Hello!!!!

Thank you for viewing my site.

My associate, Chris Farber, and I have been rotting in a musty Chicago basement. We still like to make lizard pizzas. We hate wasting good lizard skins.

I'm tired of "Gooder" running the L.A. Resistance against the lizards. I should have been the boss. "Gooder" and the Blond Doctor had more appeal, I guess.

After Diana and that gay guy messed my mind up, I lost all my patience.

The jerks at NBC didn't cast me in V2. Total crap.

HT

PS Merry Christmas